Failure to obey these rules may cause you to be summarily ejected from the Kilt Blowing, have any photos you are in deleted, and get booed off the stage. Seriously, follow the rules.
We want pinups, not centerfold shots. Do not flash the camera, audience, or Jennie.
Do not hug, grope, poke, tickle, lick, or otherwise molest Jennie, Happy Goth, or anyone associated with the Kilt Blowing. You are permitted to grope Daven, but good luck finding him.
YOU CANNOT BE DRUNK! Sober = good. If we decide that you are inebriated, you will not be permitted on stage. We reserve the right to determine what constitutes inebriated. Arguing will just get you banned from the room entirely.
Obey all directions given to you by Jennie, Happy Goth, or other Kilt Blowing officials. That is "obey" not "Obby". You must obey Obby, however.
You can jump, you can spin, but you cannot do both at once. See rule #1.
The Kilt Blowing only occurs for a limited time. If you show up late, you might not get on stage.
Bring your own kilt! We don't carry loaner kilts. Borrow one from a friend, scrounge money and buy one at the con, etc. What you do to acquire a kilt is up to you. We do not want to know (hey, we have to maintain plausible deniability).