Rules of the Kilt Blowing

Failure to obey these rules may cause you to be summarily ejected from the Kilt Blowing, have any photos you are in deleted, and get booed off the stage. Seriously, follow the rules.
  1. We want pinups, not centerfold shots. Do not flash the camera, audience, or Jennie.
  2. Do not hug, grope, poke, tickle, lick, or otherwise molest Jennie, Happy Goth, or anyone associated with the Kilt Blowing. You are permitted to grope Daven, but good luck finding him.
  3. YOU CANNOT BE DRUNK! Sober = good. If we decide that you are inebriated, you will not be permitted on stage. We reserve the right to determine what constitutes inebriated. Arguing will just get you banned from the room entirely.
  4. Obey all directions given to you by Jennie, Happy Goth, or other Kilt Blowing officials. That is "obey" not "Obby". You must obey Obby, however.
  5. You can jump, you can spin, but you cannot do both at once. See rule #1.
  6. The Kilt Blowing only occurs for a limited time. If you show up late, you might not get on stage.
  7. Bring your own kilt! We don't carry loaner kilts. Borrow one from a friend, scrounge money and buy one at the con, etc. What you do to acquire a kilt is up to you. We do not want to know (hey, we have to maintain plausible deniability).

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Model Release Form for Dragon Con 2023

Required fields marked with *

* First Name
* Last Name (surname)
* Email address We need some way to contact you, in case we have to choose who can perform.
* Verify Email
Name you want to be identified by Provided we actually identify you. We also reserve the right to mock you if your pseudonym warrants it.
* Date of Birth You must be 18 or older by the date of the Kilt Blowing!
* Street Address
Street Address 2
* City
* State
* Postal Code
* Country
Have you been a participant before? Yes, I am awesome, put me back on stage!
No! Fresh blood is needed!
* Costume/outfit concept for the Kilt Blowing You are highly encouraged to have a costume. We like costumes. They make us happy. And have a large amount of weight for whether or not you get on stage.
* Headshot (photo of your face, not your CoD score) Show us what you look like now so we can figure out who you are later! The Kilt Blowing is late, we're probably drunk, and we have lousy memories. Yes, WE can be drunk, you cannot (see Rule #3).
Other information Your last chance to convince us that you belong on stage.

Legal Stuff

I do hereby give Jennie A Breeden, her assigns, licensees, successors in interest, legal representatives, and heirs the irrevocable right to use my picture, portrait, or photograph in all forms and in all media and in all manners, for advertising, trade, promotion, exhibition, or any other lawful purposes. I waive any right to inspect or approve copies or altered version(s) incorporating the photograph(s).

These changes may include alterations of tone, color, contrast, cropping and silhouetting (isolating figure/foreground from image background). Furthermore I give the photographer the right to reuse the approved images in new works. I hereby release and agree to hold harmless the Photographer, her assigns, licensees, successors in interest, legal representatives and heirs from any liability by virtue of the agreed alterations, optical illusions, or uses in may occur or be produced in the taking of the photographs, or in any processing tending toward the completion of the finished product.

I agree to the use of my image for the purposes of conspicuous ridicule, scandal, humor, and indignity. I agree that Jennie A Breeden owns the copyright in these photographs and I hereby waive any claims I may have based on any usage of the photographs or works derived there from, including but not limited to claims for either invasion of privacy or libel.

I am of full age and competent to sign this release. I agree that this release shall be binding on me, my legal representatives, heirs, and assigns. Dragon Con / ACE Inc. its shareholders, staff, employees and volunteers are held harmless. I have read this release and am fully familiar with its contents.

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